go back into Dave's arms
"Dude!" cries Dave. "I'm with Barbara. And when I tell
the other guys about this we're going to beat the living excrement out
of you."
"You're right!" you yell, "How to get out of this
one?" You ponder upon this then murder Dave in cold blood.
"I shall keep you in my bed," you muse. "Well if Dahmer
can do it, surely I can."
"Oh my god!" cries a voice. You turn to see that Barbara has
witnessed the brutal murder of her boyfriend.
"Not you again," you groan. "He's with me now, get used
to it sister. Don't make me click my fingers."
She sobs and runs away down the hall. "Women," you smirk,
"Isn't that always the way. Well I suppose I'd better kill her,
I'll need her to be mine and Dave's bridesmaid in the afterlife. I'm
going to be so beautiful."
"Dave," you cry, "I love you, I always have."
