The Haunted Castle -- page 16844

Be a man! Stay in the meat locker!

Get the broad to shuddup, you and Dave fashion a weapon of some kind out of the woman's corpse, utilizing as many of her sharpest bones possible in a dynamic solution. The old man's blind, after all. You can take him!

Or you distract him with a few well-thrown frozen T-bones.

Or you offer him Barbara. He's killed his wife so long ago, he must be lonely...