hit his head!
"HOWAAAAAARD! HO-HO-HOOOOMYYYYYGOD! EEEEYAT YATCHAGONNARFAT.
FUP!" With that, he passes out.
You clobber him soundly on the head. The bone splinters and stabs his
temple. He clutches at the wound, the bone weapon wobbling from his
head. He crashes into the barrels in the basement. He trips and
smashes into the glass armoire, getting cut everywhere and getting
blood everywhere. He's yelling, too.
