Keep her alive a little longer.
You decide a little longer couldn`t hurt. After a time, though, you
decide enough is enough. Slowly you slant your tongue upwards, waiting
to feel Barbara slide down your throat. After waiting for a while, you
realize Barbara is hanging on to you tongue. She then speaks
"You cold-hearted monster! How could you have done that to Dave?
You gobbled him up like he was a Hamburger!"
"He was," You retort "And you're dessert! Now would you
please kindly let go so I can digest you?"
"Not until you tell me what you did to my friend. He never would
have done this to me."
Her words confuse you. Some sense crawls back to you, but only some.
What should you tell her?
