MAKE THE BEST OF THE SITUATION
THE OPTIMIST YOU ARE YOU DECIDE TO EXPLORE AND MAKE THE BEST OF YOUR
PREDICTAMENT. THIS MUST BE A MISTAKE ANYWAYS. YOU DON'T BELONG IN
HELL. BEHIND YOU IS THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS HIMSELF AND HE'S WEARING A
PARTICULARLY EVIL SORT OF SMILE. YOU WONDER IF THIS IS GOOD OR BAD.
YOU LOOK UP AND THOUGH YOU ARE SO FAR BELOW THE EARTH YOU CAN SEE THE
HAUNTED CASTLE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU DON'T BELONG HERE.
LEAVE, SATAN SAYS. YOU'D BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO EXCEPT FOR ONE MINOR
PROBLEM YOU DON'T KNOW HOW. OH YEAH AND REMEMBER YOU'RE IN THE YEAR
8000. WHAT WILL YOU DO?
