Get out of here!!
After a while, the road seems to be leading nowhere. Dave suggests you
should check the glove compartment.
"Well, lookee here! We have a map!!" you say.
You find that the country road you're on leads directly toward the
Haunted Castle. But it will take 16 nerve-wracking hours of driving.
You put the car on Cruise control and lock the steering wheel. Then
you climb into the back seat.
After a while, all three of you agree to take turns driving. It is now
Barbara's turn.
"Doesn't any of us have a driver's liscence asks Dave.
"No and shut up Dave!"
"Don't tell me to shut up!", Dave says and makes a
lunge for your throat.
Soon, the two of you are fighting, and fighting, and fighting. You
give Dave a bloody nose, and he can't seem to give you a wedgie. What
should you do? Dave seems to be overpowering you with his supergeek
strenght!!!
You hop into your lovely sports sedan and wait until Dave and Barbara
are safley in.
"Hey, nice car!", says Dave.
"Shut up!" you growl
You gun the engine, and the car shoots forward.
You gun it right into the butt of Satan. And he's right there on the
windshield wipers. You spray him with antifreeze, and he slides off.
Soon you're outta Hell and on a bright country road
