Grand Testing Tale -- page 1732

Confront the ogre himself

You walk into the ogre's counting house and find him trying to stuff something into a drawer.

"What are you doing, father?"

"NOTHING!" he barks..."Oh, its you Ileadis. I am sorry."

"Father, I want to know, once and for all, what is going on here which you have kept me from learning for 16 years."

The ogre stands up. "Really."