I Wonder what the house tastes like?
You Tell your friends that you should all eat the house. Barbara
laughs at you, but Dave says
"Why eat the house? It has lots of splinters. Why not eat
Barbara? She tastes a lot better, and without the splinters."
Now it's your turn to laugh. What a dumb idea. You voice your opinion.
Your friends proceed into the house, but halt when they realize you're
still pondering the decision. The Idea seems to be growing on you. Why
not eat Barbara? You skipped lunch to come play baseball, and wasn't
it Barbara who ended you up here? Moreover, she did just insult your
idea. Seeing the look on your face and understanding she may not be
safe from your maw just yet, Barbara flees.
