"Where am I?" you ask hastilly.
"You are in the land of puns and various word games. You see
this is a very weird offshoot of your planet. You are in an alternate
dimension. Do not be afraid. Your friend is here, Kerri. I will try
to get you home but first you must rest and then you must do a favor
for me. I have a sick friend in a far away land and the strange
powers you earthlings possess can help her. I am very glad to have
found you!"
"I will try!" you answer bravely.
"Excellent. You may call me Jenny. Now go to sleep, you must
rest for your journey dear!" the cow replies.