I really hate hanson, you know,
They are worse than Marilyn Monroe.
They really, really suck,
And can't drive a truck,
And like to play in the muck.
Hanson is really bad,
And they make me mad.
I think they can't sing,
(Taylor's real name is Ping),
And like to wear women's rings.
They suck, and they look like girls!
As I was doing the macarena one day,
I decided to go out and play.
I swung on a tree,
And had to go pee,
So I peed on a Hanson C.D.