Luckily, the book was...
THE COMPLETE HARRY POTTER BOOK SET
so you learned all the magic and wisdom they say about in the books so
when you get to london you know exactly where Hogwarts is, and where
the Burrow and number 4 privet drive is. You go to Hogwarts to meet
Dumbledore, who not-exactly-recently came out of the closet,
AND...
