All of a sudden you wake up and hit Obi Wan so he hits you back,
so you pounch him. A big fight brakes loose and you chop off one of
Obi Wans arm. Blood starts gushing ouyt of his arm and says " you
fool it is only a flesh wound" so you chop off his other arm off
with a meat cleaver, then both off his feet, so he cant walk then you
see a pokemon on the edge of a building. So Obi Wan says "i want
to pet the poor little thing can you take me over to that
pokemon". " ok" says the jedi. when Obi Wan gets to the
poor harmless pokemon. the pokemon bit. his head and says "like
my buetiful hat." everyone looks at him and says"it looks
like someone just took a dump on your hat" they were right the
pokemon took a poop on his head.