Distract Barbara!
But would Barbara understand? You look at her face, full of demonic
hunger, and you doubt it.
So, you decide to distract her hunger for food with her hunger for
love. She did just admit she was in love with you.
"So, are you ready to go, or what?" Barbara asked
impatiently.
"Umm, in a few minutes. Barbara, could I ask you something? Would
you like to, ya'know, watch a movie or something?"
Barbara's face lit up at the suggestion. "I'll get the
popcorn!" She exclaims, as she runs off into her kitchen.
...30 minutes later, your plan is revealed to have a few flaws in it.
The only movies Barbara had were the old-fashioned romance ones, based
off of some dusty old book nobody had ever heard of. The popcorn had
disappeared in minutes due to the voracious appetite you and Barbara
shared. It was clear none of you were enjoying the moment. You were
worried Barbara would declare they should move on to your house. Then
what? You wouldn't be able to avoid it much longer. Suddenly, you had
an idea.
You scoot over a little closer to Barbara on the couch, and wrap your
arm around her shoulder. She slowly leaned her head onto your
shoulder. After a few minutes like that, you turned your head towards
Barabara and started a kiss meant to distract her, but ended up
distracting you as well...
After witnessing firsthand the grotesque massacre of Barbara's entire
family, you decide it would be best not to have an encore at your
house.
