You ask "Is that you, aunt Cindy?" To your utter shock and
embarrassment, it replies, " NO! I'm Aunt MEREDITH". You
immediatly aplogize. She mutters under her breath " It's OK. You
were always a very backward child anyway." You are trying to
figure out somthing safe to say when she snaps "Well? Aren't you
going to ask how I got in this mess?"