"You see, a mischevious little gnome thought it would be sooooooo
funny to turn me into a gigantic head and I have this horrid rash that
keeps flaming all around me... it's so very irritating."
You notice tears forming in the head's eyes as he tells you his woeful
tale.
"Ha ha... no, that was my older brother. I unfortunately am
stuck here as a head. There is no man behind the curtain, it's just
me." The head begins to look a little sad.