Open the cage, Dave
"What's in it for me?" he stares at you.
"What?!" you yell," Open the friggin' door!" Dave
just stands there.
"Why do you get to be the lead in the story?" He
whines," Why do I have to be the sidekick? I wanna be the lead! I
wanna be the lead!!" Whoa, Dave's trippin' out. You are still
stuck in the cage. Quiz, hot shot: What do you do?
What...do...you...do?
"Yo, Dave," you say," How about picking up those keys
and opening this cage, man?" Dave picks up the keys and slowly
walks over. He stops in front of the cage.
