"Hello? I saw your poster and would like to
inquire about your poster. You know, the one about the dream
house?" You say, in your most grown-up voice.
"Oh, well, we don't handle that at this number.
You'll just have to call the other number"says a
rather snobby voice.
"Oh", is all you say,"Thank you for your time"
you say. Then, under your breath as you hang up,
you mutter the word "Snob".
Heaving a heavy sigh, you put another quarter in
the phone and say, again in your most grown-up
voice,"Hello, I saw your poster and would like to
inquier about your ad about the dream house"
"Oh, well we don't handle that here. Try the
other number" Says another terribly rude voice.
"But I just....." But she has already hung up.
"Called that number" You finish. Heaving a sigh,
you look at the fine print at the bottom you
didn't notice before.
"Offer not valid in the North America, South America,
Africa, Australia, Antartica, And all of Eurasia.
Any and all restrictions apply. Void on weedays,
weekends, and holidays."
"Ohhhhhhhhh!!" You shout. You are so annoyed.
You should have listened to your friends. They
told you not to call. You sigh. At least you can
still catch up to them.........
You call the number.