Three-toed Sloth
You realize you are a Giant Three-Toed Sloth form the rainforests of
Coaster Reebok. You faint. You wake up hanging by your three spotted
toes(oh no, they're spotted, now?) on a dead tree in the OhSoHairy
Desert. You fall on your spotted head(Oh, no, that's spotted,
too?)into a tub of bubbly peppermint lard. Then you realize that you
have gone back in time and are being made into paradise soap.
