A mean farmer.VERY mean
The farmer asks you "What are you doing here?"
"Leave in 5 seconds or I will capture you and you have to
fertilize my plants by peeing on them ever day or I will get mad and
you will die." Hearing this you run. unfortunately,you took
5.00001 seconds to leave and the farmer captures you and you have to
fertilize my plants by peeing on them ever day or you will
die.
