READ THIS. IT'S AWESOME.
You open the coffin... What you see inside will haunt you for the rest
of your life... Seeing this specific thing makes you sweat blood...
What you see is... CHUCK NORRIS AND BARNEY MAKING LOVE. Then, as you
notice they are making love, you decide you must eat a crumpet. You
ask chuck and barney to dinner, and they very nicely accept. That
night, you decide that you're actually a potato and none of this ever
happened.
