oobedoob
"Stand back," you yell at the native american. "Don't
try to scare me with your oobydooby magic talk! You and your 'I'm a
horrifying warlock and I'm going to get you with my mystic potions'
talk sickens me! I laugh at you and your 'I'm a frightening wizard'
threats of hostility! Why don't you gather some frog legs and eyes of
a newt, and conjure up a potion that can get you your face back, and
perhaps make you one mere ounce less pathetic than you truly
are!!!!" He loks at you as if you were crazy, (which you probably
are, and falls on the floor in a faint. Then you here the sound of
Will Smith! "Me and my partner gonna test your chest love-less,
can't stand the heat? then get outta da wil' wil' West!" Then
Will Smith and his partner come in and Will Smith zaps you with that
thing from Men in Black,and...
