You head for the nearest Mini-mart.
You are stunned! You know what a mini-mart is- a place to get gas and
munchies. Then you realize that you are riding a horse. HORSES DON'T
NEED GAS! You can see into the future!
You head for the nearest mini-mart in search for a toilet. On you
way, you ask a man on the side of the street, where you would find
such a thing.
"A mini what?" he replies.
"A mini-mart."
"What does thou speak of? For thee hast never heard of such
things?"
