That hurts!
Your eyes will never fully recover from the last page. You weep from
pain and pity for any others who have suffered the same sorry fate,
making their tortured way through a paragraph containing not one
single word longer than four letters spelled correctly. You wonder if
you will even be able to pity the "writer" for his or her
enormous defecit of knowledge; at present you are too scarred and
angry that someone would inflict that kind of agony on innocent
readers.
