PURSUIT!
You lay Barbara down on the sidewalk in front of the house and grab a
very large club-like, even, stick from the ground by the front gate.
As the huge cat comes at you, you swing it as hard as you can at the
side of its head. It staggers, dazed. "Take THAT!" you yell,
you realize, in a childish way. "I am the ultimate
SLUGGER!!!" you cry as you turn around to face the world. 'That
was stupid,' you realize as the cat pounces on your back. It's paws
tear at your chest and you struggles for the club, but finally, you
shove the cat off of you and reach for the club as it leaps towards
Barbara, the obviously weaker target the cat's been looking for. You
yourself pounce on the cat's back and use the club across the cat's
neck to strangle it.
