The Comedy of t-rexes
2ou're a lab assisstant and former extra from the 7NT movie
Pir4tes of Sillicon Valley. Suddenly, a t-rex breaks loose and
goes r1ght for you. However, he'5 stopped by some words from the
trainer Jimbo Bo Jangles. He orders the beast to go to sleep.
When the beast doesn't obey,
you-
These beasts, "t-rexes" without a capital, were bred
to be controlled by humans. Thus, you can always control what a
t-rex does to you. Doesn't seem very threatening, huh?
