Give unicorn beer and watch it get drunk
You crack open a can of beer and pour some into a stone bowl. You
slide it over and say, "Drink this, your mind will be
revitalized." The unicorn breighs in delight and slurps every
last ounce of beer from the bowl. You decide since unicorns are
really large animals that it might take a little more to get it REALLY
drunk, so you take the bowl and empty the rest of the can into it, and
empty yet another. You slide the bowl over to the unicorn and say,
"Drink this, your mind and body will be revitalized." This
time, it takes quite a while for the beast to drink it down. After
about 15 minutes the unicorn breighs, and bucks once. Then the
unicorn jumps up into the air and comes crashing down. You delare
this has to be the most wonderful sight to see, and wonder what might
happen if the unicorn gets REALLY, REALLY drunk. You empty an entire
six pack of Miller into the bowl, and it almost overflows. You slide
it over and say, "Drink this, your mind will be wasted."
The unicorn looks at you with its shining pearl eyes and looks back
down at the bowl in delight. He drinks the beer until the bowl is
empty. This time, the unicorn breighs continuously while bucking and
jumping six feet into the air. After this, the unicorn runs at top
speed and crashes into a tree.
