Sling shots
"Ah, those!" nods Dave. "I'm still trying to get rid of
that welt Barbra gave me last month!"
"Aren't sling shots a bit weak?" says the woman, confused.
"Yeah, but these are made of a high resistance fiber only found
in Australia!" says Dave. "They're the perfect long range
weapon!"
"Alright!" says the woman. "But what are you going to
shoot?"
"Dang!" you say, "She's right!"
"Well, I found some pretty impressive stones in the river last
week!"
"We don't have time to go all the way to the river!" you
say. "Maybe we should just get our slingshots and hope that
there's something at the Castle we can use!"
"What about those high strength sling shots you cousin got us for
Christmas?"
