As you rub down the hall, you try to open ever door along the way.
Finally, after turning two corners and passing five doors after that,
one finally opens.
The walls and carpet are green and you see, not Dave, but Barbra in a
deep deep slumber.
"Barbra!" you exclaim. You run over to her and try to shake
her out of it. "Barbra! Wake up!"
"Excuse me?" says a dainty voice. "You turn around and
see a woman in a maid's outfit. "But does the master know you are
out of bed? You shouldn't be running a muck while he's trying to
work!"
You decide to turn left.