Julian
The effects of fire on farts for dummies:
Gas + fire = explosion.
Hee ha hee (in deep gurgling almost impossible to under stand
vioce)"I'll hoove uh fri an uh bagah"
"uhhh sir, we speak english were"
"O duh Ieee"
"what?"
"(strugling to sound normal)Suh dah I"
"No you don't"
"need tah use crappar. cahn't hold bahhk fooorce mooch
loonger"
Julian runs to the bathroom.
>nuclear explosion noise<
"aww god whats that smell"
"uhh, I run out oof tioleet pahper. thee tioleet wan't bee
oonclogeed foor uh wheel"
"Groan. okay just light a match...wait noo"
Julian lights the math and the whole store catches fire.
