The man turns around and sees the you. "Oh, I'm terribly sorry!
Ivy, but this child down right now!"
The ivy sets you down gently and leaves, closing the door behind it.
The man walks over to you and reaches out his hand to help you up. You
take it and get to your feet.
"I'm terribly sorry for the way my ivy treated you! It's an
experiment I'm working on! I'm still working out the
bugs!"
"Um... excuse me?" you say.