Boo! This story sucked.
You yell at the screen and say that the story sucked, you hear a voice
saying "This story contained sex, violence, life lessons and baby
kicking, how is it not awesome?"
You then hear knocking on the door, so you answer it, and there he is,
the writer of this story, a fat lazy, ugly, horny guy comes towards
you, kicks you in the nads, steals your pancakes and yo' mama.
That'll teach you to complain.
