Peterson Private I's
"Sounds good to me." says Dave.
You dial the number. An annoyed female voice is heard on the other
end. "Peterson Private I's. You're mystery's as good as history.
How can I help you?" she said, grumbling something about hating
her job under her breath.
"Uh, yeah..." you say. "Listen, we lost our friend in
this supposedly haunted house on Wilson Drive, and we need a private I
to figure out what's going on!"
The voice sighs. "Kid, we've gotten calls like this a million
times before! We've been to that house a million times before, and
there is nothing--- I repeat, NOTHING in that place that's worth
wasting our time! Goodbye!"
"Peterson Private I's!" you say with confidence. "We
don't need to go searching! We know she's in that house! But we do
need super sleuths like private I's to figure out how to get her
out!"
