The door seems to be locked, but it has caught your interest and
you just can't help but check it out. You get up and walk towards it,
pain surging through your joints. Upon closer examination, it appears
to be a normal door, albeit a little old and worn. Most of its
original paint has peeled off and it is covered in graffiti.
"Hmmmm, not much of interest here." you say, presumably to
the rats. However, since this isn't a talking-animal story (yet), they
ignore you. I bet rats aren't very verbous anyway, you think glumly.
You are about to turn away from the door, when you notice something
strange about the graffiti. Usually graffiti is composed of a lot of
words censors will not let you say. But whoever did this graffiti had
something totally different in mind. 'Open the door to Tyre, where all
your fantasies come true.' says one piece of graffiti. 'Tyre: a land
where you can escape from the everyday and make your wishes come true'
says another. Sounds like a travel brochure for Disney World, you
think."But then again," you say to yourself, continuing your
line of thought,"I haven't had a vacation in a long while."
After some consideration, you decide to do what the graffiti says and
open the door to Tyre. You turn the door knob, pushing the door with
all your might (which might I add, is not very sizeable, after the
beating you took) and the door swings open to
reveal..........