Smokey the Bear
Suddenly, and without any reason, Smokey the Bear comes into the room.
You glance at him as though to say "Why are you here you fat
****?, but you contain yourself and simply say, "Hello, old
friend." Smokey then replies in grave disgust, "Friend?
Don't flatter yourself i dont like the fact we have to work together
either but it is my job and **** it I am going to do my
job."
