Slice Dave's Stomach Open
He Was Disgusted But Didnt Say That U Were grounded. Dave Came Round
And Said What The Hell man I Wasnt Going To Digest U. U Said Yeah But
u Said U Would. 15 yrs Later U And Barbara Married And Had 4 Kids. u
Rarely Speak To Dave
Barbara I Have A Plan I Have A Knife In My Pocket I Will Slice Dave's
Stomach open And We Will be Free. Ok? I Asked. Err I Dunno Said
barbara. Too Late U Said. U Sliced Dave's Stomach open And He Watched
In Horror. U And Barbara Dragged Urself Out Of There And Took Dave To
The Hospital. Ur Mum Said U Were Grounded. U Were So Irritated U Ate
her. When U Were Eating her She Was Saying Spit me Out Now. How Could
U Do This To Ur Mother. In the End because Ur Mum Bought U A Motorbike
U Vomited Out In Front Of Ur Dad.
