Call 911
It's a few days later. Kerri has invited you to her birthday party.
The invitation says "We'll be swimming in my pool, then eating at
McDonalds." You smile at first, then with a shudder remember the
dead cows. What will you do? You don't want to feel like an idiot
not eating the food, but you also don't want to eat the cows you saw
graphically shot apart! Furthermore, an investigation reveals
evidence that McDonalds fish may actually be dog brains and that the
chicken could be rats. You don't really believe it, but no one is
eating it and you don't want to feel like a weirdo eating something
people think is rats or dog brains. What will you
do?
You start to panic. Suddenly you remember..you brought your cell
phone! You quickly call 911 and the police and SWAT team arrive and
shoot all the cows to pieces. They untie you from the log. You are
relieved. Suddenly you see a BIG McDonalds truck. The men wearing
McDonalds hats scoop up all the dead cows and put them in the back of
the truck. "This should save a lot of money" you hear one
say.
