Our real submission is...
The seed is breathing fire and angry. You can tell it wants revenge
for all of the sunflowers that have been eaten or trampled by rude
little boys like William and Brian. The seed screams with its firery
breath, "I really hate Brian and William HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
!!!!!!"
That's when you notice Brian and Willliam standing in the corner
shaking with fear of the tiny little seed. They are crying and it
looks as if Brian has even possible wet himself! No it is just drool
from falling asleep in his Math class. "What is that thing in
the other corner of the forest?" you wonder.
A HUGE GOLDBURG HAS JUST BURPED! I think he ate a
rock!
The fire breathing sunflower seed is dripping wet from falling into
Williams stinky and dirty idea (He wanted us to say toilet but we are
all a little more mature than William)!