"Gee, I dunno."
"Well I'll say it."
It clears its leaves.
"Ahem! Oh tempora, oh mores! Senatus haec intellegit, consul
videt, hic tamen vivit! Vivit? Immo vero etiam in senatum venit, fit
publici consili particeps..."
He stops.
"You don't know Latin do you? HUMPH!"
And he/she/it disappears.
"Wait a moment here!"
A small head of cauliflower walks out to greet you.
"Why did you call this path, 'Oh the humanity!' if you never SAY
it???"