Grand Testing Tale -- page 227

The grizzled old merchant laughs. "So, YOUR the stupid little GIRL everyones talking about!"

"im not little, im 15!" you say angrilly. "can i purchase my supplies from you or not?"

not wanting to lose a sale, the merchant shrugs. "do what you want, lassie. But, all a girl can do against THEM is cry and perhaps DROWN 'em!" he chortles loud, and at your expense.

The customers all look at you.