You slap him really hard
After everybody went home, he said,"I have some thing to tell
you." You breathed deeply. "I'm already married. Just so you
know." You get really mad at him and realize that he will never
love you for two years, or at least his wife won't and you will hate
him for the rest of your life. So you slap him really hard on the face
and kick him in the shins and say,"Euw! Like what is wrong with
YOU! Like, I'm like totally bummed! Don't you like even care, like you
dumb ditzer, like!" And you walk away and he stands there like an
idiot with no clue what you just said.
