The book is in latin, the cover being made from old grandmother style
handmade paper. Dave slaps you in the face and says "are you
stupid?" "this is the devil you moron" "you push
him over and say "stop it, what is wrong with you wiener"
Dave
'shrugs'
You open the book to a random page and try to read the difficult
Latin.
Suddenly, the vampire appears and says "It is time for my
dinner" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
You, Dave and Barbra get the shot gun and shot the vampire in the
chest. and then,
You open the book of wisdom near the skeleton, Dave drops down and
creeps towards the skeleton in the dungeon. You tell Dave "shut
up you piece of chicken feet smelly clown-faced silly wiener" you
wipe off the dust from the old book, the title old the book is
"Dracula"