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You track down Cameron Diaz and find her on a date with Napoleon
Dynamite. Upon approaching the taple you tell Cameron that she will
tell you where the diamond is or you will tell the whole world that
she is friends with Paris Hilton. She discloses the diamond's
location within 2 seconds and it's yours!! You run off with the
diamond to an un-disclosed location and live in the Bahamas as a
billionaire until you reach 150 years old. When you die you are
married to 30 supermodels...
