Then you decide rather than try to figure out this familylife thing
you'd rather sleep with your dog. You find a really cool cave, get
some bearskin rugs and build a fire. Your trusty dog, Blizzard, lays
down by the door to protect you so no bad bears can get in the cave.
You find some berries and decide to be a hippy so you get some really
far out jeans and a psycho shirt and some Berkenstocks and live with
Blizzard happily ever after.