Stammering your apologies nervously, you...
"Lardi dardi mardi gras" you say happily as you skip
joyfully down the stairs. Passing the Mayor, you wave excitedly in his
face, and he accidentally spills his coffee all over his new white
tuxedo. Mr. Mayor thought he was real spiff, you think to yourself as
you run into the revolving doors and fall to the ground. Looking up,
you see a very tall man standing over you.