Bless me father for i have sinned
"Bless me Father for i have sinned. It has been 4 weeks since my
last-"
you are interrupted by the priest. His breathing sounds like he's got
some sort of mask on. Then he speaks in a low voice...
"Luke...i am your father"
You sigh, hearing this. "Yeah. I know. Hence the 'Bless me
father' part..."
"No...you don't get it...I really am your father..."
You sigh again. "Uh-huh. I know. Now, back to the
confession-"
"Dangit kid! I contributed to half your
gene pool. I-"
He is cut off by a large expanding gas bubble resonating from deep
inside his belly outward.
You look around desperately for the nearest church. You sprint inside
and kneel inside the confessional.
