Smiling at the guy, you suggest that he may wish to join you on a
journey to the 90's. After all, you tell him, "it's never too
late to repent. And if you destroy all photographic evidence, nobody
will ever know you were once a victim of the
80's!"
Your curiosity, however, gets the better of you and you open the door
again. Sheepishly, you grin. "That's not a monster," you
say, "That's just some poor misguided chap with a bad 80's
hairdo.