It might be nice to have a pokemon page, as long as people don't
repeat the original story, because then it would be stupid. OOPS! I
FORGOT I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO LET YOU KNOW I LIKE POKEMON. ALL RIGHT, I
CONFESS, IT ALL STARTED WHEN WE WERE AT A POKEMON PARTY, AND I WAS THE
ONLY ONE WHO ACTUALLY WANTED TO PLAY POKEMON, EVERYONE ELSE WAS
PLAYING SUPER SMASH BROS. AND I ONLY GOT TO PLAY 3 BATTLES! NORMALLY,
I WOULDN'T BE MAD ABOUT THIS, BUT THREE WEEKS AGO I HAD STARTED OVER
ON THE GAME, BEFORE I KNEW ABOUT THE PARTY, AND WHEN I DID, I WORKED
NONSTOP GETTING THROUGH THE GAME, AND WHEN I DID, I HAD TO GROW ALL MY
FULLY EVOLVED POKEMON UP TO LEVEL 100 WITH THE DUPLICATE ITEM CHEAT,
AND AFTER THAT, I HAD TO DUPLICATE ALL MY TM'S SO I COULD TEACH MY
POKEMON BETTER MOVES, AND WHEN THE PARTY FINALLY CAME, I WAS STILL
SHORT OF 1 FULLY EVOLVED POKEMON AND 6 EARLIER FORMS. THAT DIDN'T
MATTER MUCH, CONSIDERING I ONLY PLAYED 3 GAMES!!! I LEFT THE PARTY
EARLY, INFURIATED (well, I would have but my friend's dad had driven
us, but that's beside the point.) I LEFT THE PARTY, AND FROM THEN ON,
I DEVOTED MY LIFE TO THE DESTRUCTION OF POKEMON, AND ALL IT'S DIRTY,
DIRTY FOLLOWERS.