Naturally, you are devastated by the prospect of spending an eternity
in a time before the formation of such inspirational groups as The
Presidents and even Blink 182! Just thinking about it makes you cry
even harder. Then it dawns on you that it will not be an eternity -
after all, you have survived the eighties once (difficult though it
was) so you will survive them again! The only catch is that when you
reach the year 2002 you will once again be transported back to the
eighties, at which point you will be forced to relive your life until
2002, at which . . . your head hurts.