"MCDONALDS FOOD??" You asked. "Why McDonalds
food?"
"Oh, I have heard of a land far away called Earth where they eat
at a delicious dinery called McDonalds. They say it gives anyone who
eats it power."
You laugh. "Um, I don't think so."
"Would you happen to have any McDonalds food?" the Unicorn
asks timidly.