meet the infamous man
you come up to the farm house and you walk in and a farmer stands in
the hall, "are you mcdonald" you ask. He replies in an
angered tone "yes and NO soy is the main product, we just mix it
with cow to fool you rotten kids" then he points to the castle
next door and says " haven't you ever wandered how we can put two
patties and mayo on our big mac, but The burger king's whopper with
less uhhh 'cow' and no mayo has 12 more grams of fat?" he mtter
some more and picks up a beer and walks into his bedroom. You tell
kerri that this guy is seriously messed up, she laughs and says "
yeah I know what you mean, punky red hair was so two years ago,
everyone who has a brain cell left know the new color is green."
you both chuckle as you step out of the house, but your problems not
solved yet, what about that darn dragon. The dragon hears your
conversation and walks over and courteously remarks " hello sir
and madame, why am i a problem to you? come ride on my back and i can
take you far. its all about the people or dragins you know 'ya
know'?" so you climb up his back and he starts to run fast, you
both fall off, as he runs away he laughs " dont you know you
never trust a dragon, haha ha ha ha" now the firemans mad at you
for taking sides, and now your in alot of trouble, You see many men
fire blazing angryly come toward you, all of a sudden you remember
your kitchen, "lets fight fire with fire" kerri says... so
you run in and trn on the stove but no gas, is this electric you
think, and you look for a plug sure enough there it is, you plug it in
and the fire soons out and begins to burn your drapes, then all of a
sudden the house explodes and send you flying through the air..
